phlaccid:

up in the woods

I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.
2 am thoughts  (via adictable)

(Source: worena)

squirrel-reincarnation:

Those who own gonnorhea are being executed by the thousands and will be gone permanently by sunset. Goodbye mother.

squirrel-reincarnation:

Those who own gonnorhea are being executed by the thousands and will be gone permanently by sunset. Goodbye mother.

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables)

(Source: sneakpeaking)

(Source: pdlcomics)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: fireflyings)

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

(Source: memewhore)

(Source: rubyandmoon)